Cacophony

I’m a bit of a reverse racist in the sense that I am overjoyed whenever a black dude is willing to talk to me.

I’m the fifth wheel in a group that’s heading to a party. That means I am totally free to get with strangers but I won’t because my cowardice knows no bounds.

Once in a while you’ve got to go out drinking on a work night to remind yourself why you don’t go out drinking on a fucking work night.

I’m drinking on a Tuesday cause, you know, I could die tomorrow.

Sometimes, all I have to do is look at the moon and it will blow my fucking mind

Drinking wine, eating rigatoni and watching Carl Sagan’s “Cosmos” on a Friday night. That’s where I am in my life right now.