yzupp asked: FUTURE HUSBAND! YOU NEED TO GO TO BED RIGHT NOW. OR MAYBE YOU ARE WAKING UP. WHEN WE ARE MARRIED I WILL YELL AT YOU LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. LIKE JUNIE B JONES. YOU DO KNOW HER? RIGHT? SHEESH FUTURE HUSBAND!
yzupp: I think I just read tweets that suck in this one. I’m hilarious. My parents are always like “We really should have waited until after infancy to pick this one. That adoption agency (zoo) really fucked us over.”) Her unused tweets are funnier than anything I’ve ever said.
I got off of work early to see Satan! (the dentist)
3 hours into Monday and I can already tell that this is going to be a slow moving week. Shit.
My friend is moving to LA. So Saturday me and another friend are going to go with him to road trip his car out there. Although the diving will be hell, we will stop in some cool places along the way (Chicago, Denver, obligatory night in Vegas) I’ve never been out west so im pretty excited about it. We aren’t flying back til the 17th so we should have plenty of time to see shit in California once...
The wine is gone so I turn to scotch and soda. I fear tomorrow.
Quick! Look at this shuffle playlist before...
You Belong to Me - Elvis Costello Flag and Family - Cursive Kissability - Sonic Youth Twilight at Carbon Lake - Deerhunter Torch Song - The Walkmen Lump Sum - Bon Iver Shout Me Out - TV on the Radio Real Desire - Dan Auerbach Red and Purple - Dodos A Minor Place - Bonnie “Prince” Billy Against the Tide - The Radio Dept. And Your Bird Can Sing - The Beatles Dye the World -...
It doesn’t matter how much I sleep or how much I eat, im always tired and hungry at 11:00 am.
Hello, I love you.
I’m not sure why I thought that I had enough self control to go to a party on a Sunday night. Anyway, I guess I will see you guys in 3 1/2 hours.
I had lunch with my parents and my dad described The Shining as “some horror movie” so now I need a new family :(
Hi, drunken mind. Please feed me some more self deprecating thoughts. Oh, you already are? Thanks.
Just because I said that I like Wilco doesn’t give you the right to play country music, Pandora.
gandalfthewhite asked: STOP BEING SO CUTE
I can tell that this place is classy because I just got to pee next to sex!
I’ve gotten pretty good at having my date give her number out to other guys.
Just waiting around til being awkward gets me the...
My SST submission for this week is the voice of...
I hope I can refrain from telling everyone that my internet friend’s “How we met” story is way sweeter than theirs.