In a perfect world, I would eat at least 85% of my meals in a rundown diner that serves delicious food.
If you’re feeling down, try to remember that The Shins have recently released a new album and it makes everything ok.
I was so busy being pissed about the end of the weekend that I didn’t notice that Wednesday is almost over.
What is it called when you have a crush on like 40 different people?
My roommate was watching “Gulliver’s Travels” when I got home and now I have to hide the body :(
I watched “My Week With Marilyn” yesterday and now I’d like to have my week with Michelle Williams.
It might be irrational, but most days I am depressed because I’m not Miles Davis.
I’m still a little drunk which could make this the perfect week to go to church
I actually lost a cardigan for sex and was not upset about it. That means that I am kind of willing to pay 50-60 dollars for sex. I guess that makes me a “John”
I am really drunk but I still wouldn’t make as hasty a decision regarding Iran as every single one of the republican presidential candidates would (except Ron Paul, who wouldn’t have invaded Germany during WWII)
I’m going to the Sixers game tonight even though I couldn’t care leads about basketball simply because they promised that we would stop to get cheesesteaks first.
Everything moves slower when you have to pee
Every person you have ever met, every person will suffer the loss of his...– Sam Harris