Cacophony

May 25

I love you

Yes, I am a little drunk, but that doesn’t make my statement any less sincere

May 24

If I had an identical twin, I would probably spend an inordinate about of time worrying about getting arrested for a crime he committed.

May 23

My favorite thing about evolution is when it reminds me that Idris Elba and I share a common ancestor.

May 22

An important fact that I’ve learned through the copious amounts of british television I’ve consumed is that you dial 999 in an emergency over there.

May 20

I was just with people that were surprised that I thought the earth was more than 10,000 years old. Life is dumb.

Hi guys! I wore my “Where the Wild Things Are” shirt in honor of Maurice Sendak

Hi guys! I wore my “Where the Wild Things Are” shirt in honor of Maurice Sendak

May 19

I just accidentally called them The Black Eyed Keys so now I have to go put a shotgun in my mouth :(

May 13

I really enjoy that show “Girls” and I am almost as excited for it as I am for “Game of Thrones.” You may judge me if you wish.

May 10

May 09

Sometimes it’s difficult to keep from being wildly nihilistic.